The Top 10 Flicks You Have To Stop & Watch if They’re On TV

I’m lonely, bored and tired of writing my book. So here’s my new list: The Top 10 Flicks You Have To Stop & Watch if They’re On TV

1. Titanic: Flawed for myriad reasons, but a really great flick with 800 memorable lines.

2. Jerry Maguire: One of the best sports films ever, with 801 memorable lines. You complete me, Show me the money, You had me at hello, I air dry, The Kwan, Are you Hootie, etc …

3. Wedding Crashers: Really funny, and easy on the head.

4. A Walk To Remember: Mandy Moore dies, but she never looks especially sick.

5. Superman: Just a terrific movie, with a million excellent scenes.

6. The Cable Guy: My favorite all-time film.

7. Tootsie: Can’t go wrong.

8. Spice World: So insanely bad, it’ll rot your mind.

9. Predator: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

10. Meet Joe Black: But only if you crave sleep and a good night’s rest.

8 thoughts on “The Top 10 Flicks You Have To Stop & Watch if They’re On TV”

  1. Claire Forlani looked so damned good in “Meet Joe Black”. Shoulda got an Oscar nod for “Mallrats”.

    But I agree with Dave. This list should have been titled, “Movies my wife will let me watch instead of sports.”

  2. dude, these are some of your favorite movies? this is a weak list, my friend. cable guy is your alltime fav? what are you, like 12, jeff?

    i have a similar list on my blog: dvds i discovered while cleaning my ‘pent. among them are such classics as: dumb and dumber, oh, god, black hawk down, tristram shandy.

    you need serious care, bud.

    and seriously, i can’t wait for the new book! (keep up the great work)

    joe

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