Rush Limbaugh wants to buy the St. Louis Rams.
He’s teaming up with Dave Checketts, owner of the St. Louis Blues (they’re a hocket team), in an effort to take over managing control of the league’s most dreadful franchise.
Although I’m a Limbaugh loather of the greatest degree, I believe the move could be quite revolutionary. Under Limbaugh, the Rams will certainly …
â€¢ Field the league’s only all-white roster.
â€¢ Ban butt pats and celebratory hugs between players.
â€¢ Hire Glenn Beck as GM.
Oh, hell. This isn’t funny. I hate Limbaugh. Hate him. I hate his beliefs, I hate his delivery, I hate his approach. If I’m the NFL and I have any sort of say in league owners, I turn ol’ Rush down in a second. This isn’t Woody Johnson, the arch-conservative Jets owner whose views are relatively obscure. This is Limbaughâ€”America’s most alienating political figure. Wanna lose a huge chunk of your fan base?
Put him in charge and watch …