I hate …

reaney (18)

… Joe Lieberman, watered-down pasta sauce, fantasy football, college coaches, cats and Burger King.

But I loathe winter.

It’s already started. I’m sitting here in Cosi, freezing my ass off. Absolutely freezing. Door opens, chill blasts through, I’m miserable. I hate the cracking skin on my hands. I hate the excessive heating bills that haunt my dreams. I hate when snow creeps in between the bottom of my glove and the top of my sleeve. I hate walking my dog at 7 am. I hate shoveling my driveway, hate chopping ice, hate that stretch from January 3 through mid-April, when hell comes to New York and grips us all by the throat.

If tomorrow my wife says, “Let’s move to San Diego!”—I’m gone.

Sadly, she likes the cold.

8 thoughts on “I hate …”

  1. I hate racism, but I guess Joe Lieberman, watered-down pasta sauce, fantasy football, college coaches, cats and Burger King are all good things to hate, too.

  2. I have two cats, and I hate one of them. The other… eh, she’s ok. Jeff, I’d recommend Florida, where I live, but the culture down here is rather sparse. Plus, I get tired of the heavy downpour around 4 to 4:30pm every day from May to September. Of course, the upshot is that we did go to Wet’N Wild on Sunday and it was great… No crowds, no waiting… It was a beautiful day and we loved it.

  3. I hate mass-produced American beer. As I heard an Australian say to me once, “It’s like f**king in a canoe. It’s bloody close to water.”

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