Rhonda Slutt and Kelly Whore

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I just left a message for a college football coach. His receptionist’s name is Mary Hooker.

I just found that really funny—but a horrific name to live with.

Man, I’m 12.

PS: This is inexplicable and embarrassing, but a few minutes ago I was watching Ellen interview Christina Aguilera. Think about this—10 years ago Spear and Aguilera were battling. Both were young, sexy, musical and seemingly crazy—then Aguilera sorta escaped her image and, as a result, her sales sorta dropped. Watch this interview, and you tell me who has a better life?

3 thoughts on “Rhonda Slutt and Kelly Whore”

  1. Difference is, Christina has a *voice*, has always had a voice, and will always be able to make a living even if she’s not top of the charts. Britney can’t sing, so image was always everything with her.

  2. Jeff, I would love to see your “google image search history” to see what it is you look for when you want to accompany a photo with your blog updates.

    Better yet, I want to see you explain it to your wife! LOL!

  3. The term “hooker” as it refers to prostitutes actually is derivative of the surname Hooker. There was a general in the Civil War by that name whose army had some massive number of female capitalistic service providers trailing behind it, thus they eventually took on the nickname “hookers.”

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