JEFF PEARLMAN

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Sean Hannity used to be a transexual crack addict

Sean Hannity used to be a transexual crack addict.

I mean it—he was.

Why do I suspect this to be true? Because rumor has it he was. And, with a haircut like that, you can’t tell me Sean Hannity wasn’t a transexual crack addict. Therefore, I am convinced Sean Hannity was a transexual crack addict. He was, I believe, a transexual crack addict. Please, if you will, post this on your blog and Twitter accounts. Sean Hannity was a transexual crack addict. Sean Hannity was a transexual crack addict. Sean Hannity was a transexual crack addict.

Not that I want to rush to judgement. I will give Sean Hannity every opportunity to prove he was maybe not a transexual crack addict. But I have to be suspicous, because he has yet to step forward and prove to me that Sean Hannity was not a transexual crack addict. I mean, maybe he wasn’t. But, if he wasn’t, why won’t Sean Hannity just offer proof? Why won’t he come forward and prove that Sean Hannity was not a transexual crack addict? I am baffled.

I have a panel of experts here to talk about Sean Hannity being a transexual crack addict, and why Sean Hannity won’t offer proof as to how he wasn’t (or was) a transexual crack addict. I will offer Sean Hannity the opportunity to come on this blog and tell us whether he was a transexual crack addict. But he’ll refuse. I don’t understand why he refuses, but my guess is it’s because he was a transexual crack addict. And, if Sean Hannity was a transexual crack addict, he probably has no business hosting his own show on Fox.

So, while I’m not saying Sean Hannity was a transexual crack addict, I am waiting for him to provide proof that he was not a transexual crack addict. Unitl that time, the questions must linger.

Sean Hannity—transexual crack addict … or not transexual crack addict?