In the wake of yet another retreat by my once-beloved president, I ask: Which of the following presidents would you most want right now? The bad-ass former fighter pilot who confronts aliens with a steel-jaw resilience? The handsome widower who doesn’t let the Eric Cantors of the world push him around? The smart liberal who doesn’t take bullshit from radio anuses? Or our president executive, who continues to fall short when he needs to be holding his ground?
Here are your choices: