Every so often, after a random TV appearance or one of her friends saying, “I saw Jeffrey!” my mom will go off on how incredibly famous I am.
This is laughable for myriad reasons, including:
A. I’m never recognized by face. Never.
B. For someone so famous, I’ve struggled to reach 5,000 Twitter followers.
C. Most of the world doesn’t know I exist.
Best of all is the above photograph. I snapped it today while speaking, via Skype, about Sweetness to the Arlington Heights Library.
It speaks for itself, don’t you think?
