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The Great Piss Dilemma

Just walked into the Starbucks bathroom and saw this …

It’s gross, right? I mean, who the hell pisses all over the toilet, then leaves the mess for someone else to clean? Call me an over-reactor, but it takes a certain brand of asshead to leave his golden liquid all over, sans concern for the guy making $9 per hour to keep the place clean.

Ugh.

Here’s the thing. Once you enter the bathroom, and observe the scene, what are you supposed to do? If you pee, do you then clean it up? Out of goodness? Or, perhaps, out of fear? After all, what happens if someone enters as you exit? They’re gonna presumably assume the pee belonged to you. That would suck.

I took a photo.

And left.

4 replies on “The Great Piss Dilemma”

I lift the seat up (with my foot of course), and pee. If someone walks in after me they’ll think I was an ass for leaving the seat up; but at least I can’t be accused of bad aim.

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The pressure/guilt to clean up is even greater at a party, and someone before you has defiled the toilet, and the next person in is likely to know you…

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I usually wipe it off with a paper towel and then sit down and do my thing. My thing is peeing while sitting down. Do not judge me.

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