JEFF PEARLMAN
Was in a store buying a suit the other day. The salesman said to me, “You look really young.”
I thought, “Great! I’m 40—but I don’t look 40!”
“You look 38,” he said. “Maybe even 37. How old are you?”
“I’m 40,” I said.
“Oh.”
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