When Catholic Seniors Fall Down

While attending Easter Mass yesterday morning I found myself thumbing through the St. Joseph University Parish’s brochure. Came upon this ad …

GRANDMA: “Help! Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

MEDICAL ALARM BOB: “OK, m’am. Don’t worry. Help is on the way. I just need some information. First, what’s your name.”

GRANDMA: “Mollie Pearlman.”

MEDICAL ALARM BOB: “Mollie Pearlman?”


MEDICAL ALARM BOB: “Um, are you Catholic?”

GRANDMA: “What?”

MEDICAL ALARM BOB: “Are you Catholic, m’am?”



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