While attending Easter Mass yesterday morning I found myself thumbing through the St. Joseph University Parish’s brochure. Came upon this ad …
GRANDMA: “Help! Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
MEDICAL ALARM BOB: “OK, m’am. Don’t worry. Help is on the way. I just need some information. First, what’s your name.”
GRANDMA: “Mollie Pearlman.”
MEDICAL ALARM BOB: “Mollie Pearlman?”
GRANDMA: “Yes.”
MEDICAL ALARM BOB: “Um, are you Catholic?”
GRANDMA: “What?”
MEDICAL ALARM BOB: “Are you Catholic, m’am?”
GRANDMA: “No.”
Click.
