I’m a star

I’m a star.

A big star.

I’ve got a book.

Six books.

Big star.

A few days ago, because I’m such a big star, I was invited to appear on Crowd Goes Wlld, FS1’s new talk show. They placed me in the green room. They gave me food. They sent a car to take me home. The car even had a sign, with my name … eh … um … eh …

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