Received the above postcard a few days ago.
Being a lover of mail, I called the number. Perhaps I’m naive and dumb, but I’ve received similar mailings throughout my life, indicating a package is being held. We just moved, so there’s a lot of forwarding, holding, etc.
Dialed the number. Michelle answered. She congratulated me.
“Wow! Me? Why?”
She told me there was a welcoming parcel awaiting me.
“Wow! From the United Postal Service? How sweet!”
No. It was from a local water company. She said they’re called AquaPro. Located all over California.
“So you’re not the postal service?”
No. But we’re giving you a $30 gift card to either Red Lobster, Olive Garden or Chili’s.
“Sweet!”
And a three-day stay at Disneyland, Las Vegas … lots of different places.
“Three days!”
That’s right. And all you have to do is purch—
Click.
