JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

50 Shades of Grey, $1,370.57 in toys

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So I have a Facebook pal named Emily Bloch. Nice person, works in media, attended Florida Atlantic University. Earlier today she sent me this message …

emBecause we here at jeffpearlman.com have very high and selective standards, I had to consider this request for at least five seconds.

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“OK, we’ll take it!”

Emily said it’d be cool (actually, great) for me to run the graphic. If you’d like a detailed explanation (and it’s pretty damn fascinating), here’s the link.

Word.

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