The Statesman goes to Mexico

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“OK, Mr. Trump, so this is a really big day for you.”

I got it.

“You’re going to Mexico, and it’s a chance to show people around the world that you’re serious.”

I understand.

“Be presidential.”

I’ll be presidential.

“Mr. Trump, I’m not kidding. No taco bowls. No comments about rapists and criminals. You’re gracious Donald Trump. Man-of-the-people Donald Trump.”

I’m very ready for this.


It’s going to be a wonderful day.

“Oh, one more thing. Whatever you do, don’t Tweet today. Got it?”

Um …



“Mr. Trump?”


“Mr Trump!?”

Look at my hair. Isn’t it …


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