JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

People actually believe this shit

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So earlier tonight, while procrastinating, I came across the Facebook page of someone from my hometown. I won’t name names, but the above image is his profile photo.

Anyhow, a few hours ago the guy posted something that just … just … well, here. Take a gander:

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And what I really want to know—and will ask—is whether he actually believes this stuff. And, along those lines, how does he believe this stuff.

The poster is a Donald Trump supporter. A proud one. Which is just the weirdest thing, when one considerers the list and, specifically, numbers 4, 5, 6, 7 and 9. But, for the sake of brevity, let’s focus on No. 9.

Unless I’m missing something, Donald Trump is as WWJD as a used bag of condoms. He cheated on his first wife, his second wife, then his third wife—with a porn star, as third wife was caring for their child. He bragged of grabbing women by the privates. He’s the least-charitable wealthy person I’ve ever heard of. He mocks POWs and the disabled. He lies incessantly, about everything from Russia to a call from the Boy Scouts to his inaugural crowd.

We can also laugh over No. 7—considering Trump is the absolute epitome of Wall Street over Main Street. And since we’re on a roll—let’s go No. 4. Two days ago Donald Trump, the president of the United States, all but rolled over for a tummy rub from the president of Russia. The. President. Of. Russia. Communism over capitalism? What?

And since we’re on a roll—3.3 million Muslims are Americans, you ignorant moron. And take a look at the crumbs Trump has pardoned before you praise his commitment to “criminals over police.”

Jesus Christ, I’m just so fatigued by the pure stupidity and xenophobia of it all.

I’m just so fatigued.