“If you buy a box of cereal — you have a voter ID.”

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In an interview with the Daily Caller from earlier today, Donald Trump said one needs to have a voter ID to buy a box of cereal.

Which is true, if you’re buying a box of cereal while also buying a gun in the state of California while carrying several bags of weed.

Otherwise, you’re good.

Seriously, I keep waiting for the conman president’s followers to wake up and see “He’s one of us” means “He’s a fucking buffoon who doesn’t know shit.” Or, “Jesus Christ, you mean when you’re raised with a silver spoon in your mouth you never actually go to the grocery store.”

That said, I love Honey Nut Cheerios.

And if I need a government-issued ID to buy a box, well, sign me up.

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