In an interview with the Daily Caller from earlier today, Donald Trump said one needs to have a voter ID to buy a box of cereal.
Which is true, if you’re buying a box of cereal while also buying a gun in the state of California while carrying several bags of weed.
Otherwise, you’re good.
Seriously, I keep waiting for the conman president’s followers to wake up and see “He’s one of us” means “He’s a fucking buffoon who doesn’t know shit.” Or, “Jesus Christ, you mean when you’re raised with a silver spoon in your mouth you never actually go to the grocery store.”
That said, I love Honey Nut Cheerios.
And if I need a government-issued ID to buy a box, well, sign me up.
