As I’m prone to do, instead of working I’m Inernetting. And that’s why, moments ago, I learned that Mark St. John, Kiss’ former guitarist, was assaulted in prison.
It’s crazy shit, dating back to 2007 and involving ratting on a drug deal, pencils, crackers, angry inmates.
St. John, for the record, was one of two Kiss members to have never worn makeup. He was with the band for less than a year, never really fit in and—I believe—never much cared for the band’s music.