Mitt Romney’s Cock

Mitt Romney: Integrity

So, to be honest, I wasn’t planning on writing about Mitt Romney’s cock, but then I noticed Roger Stone was yet again trending on Twitter. It was for writing this offering on Parler about the Utah senator …

I, personally, do not know what Mitt Romney’s cock smells like—but I imagine his entire body boasts the scent of dignity, decency, authenticity, mixed in with a mild splash of vanilla.

I say that as someone who, in 2012, believed he hated Mitt Romney. That’s when the Massachusetts governor was running against Barack Obama for the presidency, and I deemed him as this evil, sinister, wicked Republican who wanted to erode the republic with tax breaks for the wealthy and an anti-gay, pro-life agenda.

I was, in fact, wrong.

Mitt Romney is pro-tax cuts. He’s pro life. Truth be told, we share very few policy beliefs. But Romney also happens to be honest, sincere, forthright. Yes, he screwed up by meeting with a newly elected Donald Trump shortly after the 2016 election. And, yes, there are holes in his resume (Important note: one could say the same for Obama, Biden, Harris, JFK, FDR, on and on and on). But when far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far too many Republicans have cowered in Trump’s shadow and groveled at his feet, Romney has stood up to the conman in chief at a time when it would be far easier to nod, sigh and accept his party’s satanic morphing.

In short: Mitt Romney has been a statesman.

Roger Stone, on the other hand, is an attention-seeking whore puddle, looking to remain in focus as an ever-fading spotlight dies out. He wants to matter. No, needs to matter. So if that means serving as Donald Trump’s pimp, so be it. And if that means taking to a fringe corner of social media to question the scent of Mitt Romney’s genitalia, well, OK.

Come day’s end, Mitt Romney will be remembered as a man who stepped up when most of his ilk hid.

And Roger Stone will be remembered as a cock.

Or, more likely, not remembered at all.

3 thoughts on “Mitt Romney’s Cock”

  1. Mitt missed his chance to be a true statesman. Choosing instead to remain just another calculating opportunistic politician. Sure he gave a decent after the fact castigation of T’s maga megalomaniacs march into the capitol but he as usual he didn’t take the message to it’s essence & core supporters vs crafting & timing a critique just sharp enough to seem righteous & then quickly retreated again. He fought against O’care despite his time in MA where my HMO pioneer colleagues fashioned a common sense ‘no fault’ Ins program as 1st key step to healthcare inequity, he groveled for a top job to serve T then splits his impeachment vote & supports an R grab of the SC. He is the very definition of rank opportunism trying desperately to rewrite the history of his wasted legacy.

  2. Mitt Romney is a dope for the same reasons that every Democrat is a dope, to a person. Like Democrats, he can’t see past the money/power opportunity du jour and completely fails to comprehend the negative conclusions of his self-serving actions. Like Democrats, Romney relies on the ignorant and ill-informed for votes. Like Democrats, Romney has no moral compass, but is a hypocrite in every conceivable way. Like Democrats, Romney is a fraud and a liar. Like Democrats, Romney looks to communism as a solution for society’s problems while completely ignoring all the protesting against communism (and subsequent deaths) in every communist country, and also ignoring the hundred thousand citizens murdered by the Castro regime up to the tens of millions murdered by Mao the Dong as they forced the shit stick of communism down their citizen’s throats.

    By the way, I’m pretty sure you know exactly what Romney’s cock smells like.

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