Coming October 2022: "The Last Folk Hero: The Life and Myth of Bo Jackson"

The third Win A Book contest …

OK, I’m throwing it down. Whoever gives the best answer to the following question wins an advanced (when I get them myself) autographed copy of Boys Will Be Boys, my ’90s Dallas Cowboys biography that comes out in September.

The question is this: Given the choice, which would you rather have:

A. Voice box.
B. Colostomy bag.

And why?

Please post your answers …

Writer’s note: As my wife, family members and friends will tell you, I live for hypothetical questions. This, to me, is the toughest of choices.