JEFF PEARLMAN

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If someone else didn’t flush the toilet, it’s not our fault (but we’ll clean it, anyhow)

Something about this sign, hanging on the inside of the men’s bathroom at Panera, made me laugh tonight.

“Lack of prior guests sanitary habits”—written with great conviction (if not great grammar and punctuation)—may well be the most purely joyful line I’ve read in many a moon.

It gets no better.