True story I heard today.
Our friends Aaron and Diana recently moved into a new house. It’s a wonderful place, and I’m very happy for them.
Shortly before closing, Diana noticed an enormous wasp nest hanging from a gutter. She asked Aaron to bring it up to the previous owners and make sure it wasn’t a huge issue. At the closing, as he signed various papers, Aaron said, “So, are the wasps a big problem?”
The couple was dumbfounded.
“It’s a very diverse neighborhood,” the husband said. “You won’t have …”
Aaron couldn’t stop laughing.