JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

Gullibility and the Pro-Trump e-mail …

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So earlier today a friend told me he was receiving crazy pro-Trump e-mails from someone he casually knows. I asked to see one. I’ve pasted it below.

I think the reason so many liberals come off as overly haughty toward Donald Trump’s backers is because—if I’m being sincere—we think you to be gullible. Now, I didn’t say “stupid”—although I was tempted. Because here, in this year and this election with this candidate, gullibility is an enormous factor. I consider Trump backers to be, quite frankly, suckers. I know Hillary Clinton’s flaws and shortcomings. I get that she’s overly political and exercised shit judgment in regards to her e-mail server. Hell, I’m not an especially huge fan.

But Trump supporters are the people who fall for the street corner shell game, think it was just bad luck and immediately play again. You tell them Trump mocked a POW for being captured—meh, no biggie. You tell them he mocked a POW for being captured and dodged Vietnam—meh, no one’s perfect. You tell them about all the people bilked over Trump University—meh, liberal media exaggeration. You tell them about his leading the birther movement—meh, Obama sucks. You tell that about the bankruptcies—meh, it happens. You tell them about his comments rooting for the housing market to collapse—meh, capitalism. He refuses to release his tax returns—meh, he’s being bold. He bans major news outlets from covering him—meh, he’s tired of the bullshit. He wants to limit the First Amendment—meh, he’s super strong on the Second.

Seriously, you people are suckers. And you deserve to send around bullshit e-mails like the one below. Because they expose you for what you are.

Namely, gullible.

Subject: Trump

Obama is against Trump… Check
 
The Media are against Trump… Check
The establishment Democrats are against Trump… Check
 
The establishment Republicans are against Trump… Check
     
The Pope is against Trump… Check
 The UN is against Trump… Check
 The EU is against Trump… Check
 China is against Trump… Check
Mexico is against Trump… Check
 Soros is against Trump… Check
 Black Lives Matter is against Trump… Check
 Move On is against Trump… Check
 Koch Brothers are against Trump… Check
 Bushes are against Trump … Check
 Planned Parenthood is against Trump….Check
 Hillary & Sanders are both against Trump … Check
 Illegal aliens are against Trump … Check
 Islam is against Trump … Check
 Kasich & Cruz are against Trump … Check
 Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump.. Check

 NOW THAT BEING SAID…
 It seems to me, Trump MUST BE the Best Qualified Candidate we could ever have.
 If you have so many political insiders and left wing NUT CASES all SCARED TO DEATH, that they all speak out against him at the same time!!
 Most of all, it will be the People’s Choice…

 PLUS
 He’s not a Lifetime Politician…Check
 He’s not a Lawyer…..Check
 He’s not doing it for the money…Check
 He’s a Natural Born American Citizen born in the USA from American parents

 Bonus points!
Whoopi says she will leave the country…
 Rosie says she will leave the country…
 Sharpton says he will leave the country…
 Gov. Brown says California will build a wall…
 Cher says she will leave the country…
 Cyrus says she will leave the country…
 The Constitution and the Bill of Rights will prevail….
 Hillary will go to jail…..
 The budget will be balanced in 8 years….
 Americans will have first choice at jobs…..
 You will not be able to marry your pet….
 
You will be able to keep your gun(s) if you qualify… (Not a criminal, etc.)
 Only Live Human American Registered Citizens can vote….
 You can have and keep your own Doctor…..
 You can say what you want without being called a racist….
 
 “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” ~ Abraham Lincoln