From now on I’m writing only about toilets

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So earlier today I asked on Twitter whether anyone could help solve my running toilet problem. I posted this …

Now, as we speak, nearly 7,000 people have watched a video of my shitter being flushed. Which, to me, means only one thing: I need to start writing more blog posts, books, articles about my toilet and, maybe, the toilets of famous people.

Have you always wondered whether LeBeon goes left or right when he flushes? Curious if Mike Trout utilized water-saving technology? Interested in the stickers coating Sidney Crosby’s crap trap?

Jeff Pearlman will bring you all the answers.