
In case you missed the news, Greg Abbott, the Texas governor and all-around twat of a human slug whore, tested positive for Covid today …
… less than 24 hours after the above photograph was taken.
Yup, that’s Abbott, sans mask, waving to a bunch of Texas seniors—also sans masks. Cough cough, sneeze sneeze. A little spit discharge there. A little nasal flare here. The event was a fundraiser for the Republican Club at Heritage Ranch, and while it appears sorta ill-advised, at least Abbott was wise enough to keep his distance from …
Wait.
Hold on.
What’s that you say?
There are pictures?


And a video?
I honest to God no longer know what to say. Seriously—watch the video. How many seniors are in that room? One hundred? Two hundred? None with masks, all in close quarters, all fully aware that there’s this thing (rhymes with “Patonakirus”) that’s turning the once-vibrant Lone Star State into a Covid conga line. And it’s all happening because Greg Abbott, garbage pail maggot, refuses to do anything. There’s no urgency. No sense of community. Hell, the guy’s top two priorities are: A. Running for president in 2024; B. Making sure as many school kids are exposed as possible.
I’m not rooting for Greg Abbott to die, or for any of those in the room to become ill.
But, at this point, I wouldn’t fucking weep.