Shrubbage

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Tonight I was walking the dog with my 8-year-old son Emmett, when he said the greatest thing ever.

“Have you noticed how many people in California shave their bushes?”

What?

“A lot of people here shave their bushes.”

I couldn’t let this one go.

“So you think more people shave their bushes here than in New York?”

“Yeah.”

“Would you say people keep bigger bushes in New York?”

“Probably.”

“Does the size of someone’s bush matter?”

“I don’t know.”

He saw me grinning and stopped. But it was awesome.

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