So I get back from the gym this morning and I flip on the NFL Network to see Pearlman Family Friend (an official title, therefore the capitalization), cashew hog and famed prep halfback Kyle Brandt, a co-host of Good Morning Football.
Instead, the screen is filled with the face of Ian Rapoport, talking about the Browns or Texans or something I don’t particularly care about.
But then—A FLASH!
Sure, you’d have to be a world-class narcissist to even see it. But look, in the upper right corner …
Closer …
Cllllooooosssser …
I don’t know about you, but that show needs more Ian Rapoport.
