In my favorite story of the year, multiple news outlets have reported that Donald Trump has denied Matt Gaetz a meeting. This is not because Donald Trump was too busy. This was not because Donald Trump was at Subway buying a foot-long. This was not because Donald Trump was meeting

Matt Gaetz is a Florida congressman and lover of underage vaginas. He offered this guest commentary to jeffpearlman.com It has been brought to my attention that my strategy of Tweeting a whole hell of a lot isn’t really having the desired impact in fighting back against charges that I fuck

The other day, while driving somewhere to somewhere, the son and I started listening to “Celebration” by Kool & The Gang. And by listening, I don’t mean the-song-is-playing-and-we’re-talking-over-it. Nope, we actually listened. To the words. To the cadence. To the instruments. To everything. And, together, we came to this conclusion:

Not sure how many people saw this, but yesterday—after Coca-Cola blasted Georgia’s new election restrictions—Donald Trump joined the chorus of Republicans insisting people boycott Coca-Cola. Then, today, he posed for the above photo. Which isn’t a seemingly big deal. There’s the 45th president, sitting behind a desk, hands crossed, newspaper

Matt Gaetz is a Florida congressman and lover of underage vaginas. He offered this guest commentary to jeffpearlman.com Yes, I paid for sex with women who were underage. I admit it, but I will not resign. For this, I offer two reasons. • 1. I wanted to have sex. •

So a strange thing has started to happen these past few weeks, ever since the planned HBO adaptation of my book, “Showtime,” has hit the news. Namely, I’ve been repeatedly contacted for jobs. From actors. From choreographers. From musicians. From stunt people. “I would love to work on the show

The above photograph was taken 34 years ago, when I traveled to Washington, D.C. for Mahopac High’s freshman class trip to learn about the mechanisms of government. I don’t remember tons from the five-day stay. Fleeting, fuzzy images. A sorta luxury bus ferrying us down and back. Donna Massaro and

So yesterday morning my mom texted me about the passing of Dan Hirschhorn. And the name probably means nothing here, because Dan Hirschhorn wasn’t famous. He didn’t play in the NFL, or star on Broadway, or start a riot, or run for office. Just a guy. He was, according to

Rikki Olds no longer exists. She was the 25-year-old front end manager at the King Soopers grocery store. Then a man entered with a gun, started firing, killed 10 people. And now Rikki Olds no longer exists. Ever again. I know almost nothing about Rikki Olds. She was young, she

There’s something I learned about a few weeks ago, but it has yet to escape my head. It’s this … Donald Trump was secretly vaccinated for COVID. It happened back in January—both Donald and Melania received the shot. And … well, they told nobody (outside of, I’ll presume, some family